So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
Can’t help but picturing the big lion going “oh my god it’s a lion AARGH…”
look at that booty go
what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand
i made a thing
This is beautiful.
I love this. The darkness is usually portrayed as something sinister but I think it’s beautiful.
Hello darkness my old friend…
it’s been a trying past few days
Yeah. This works.
This is the present my friend Luigi gave me, I still can’t believe it!!! XD
The cake was not a lie!!!!!! XD
How Beauty Procedures Looked In The 1930s-40s [x]
Thankfully, those were banned by the Geneva Conventions
-It has that cute graphics and happy feel, but the trailer made me feel anxious.
(please, Laura, don’t let the kid die ;_;)
-Se siente muy feliz y los gráficos son adorables, pero el trailer me pone ansioso.
(Por favor, Laura, no vayas a dejar que se muera el niño ;_;)
This is the greatest sporting event of All Time.
there are billions of planets and galaxies and stars and life forms in our universe and some people believe there are only two genders
Somehow, this made me remembre that Isaac Asimov wrote about some *strictly* three-gendered aliens: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gods_Themselves